Peterfuck

To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.

The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.

by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009

Peter Beck Moon Shoes

The act of jumping on somebody so hard that you fly to space

Peter needed to do a science project on Uranus. He took Brendan after school, jumped on him, and with his Peter Beck Moon Shoes he flew to space and completed his studies with ease.

by M7M August 28, 2012

paternal discrepancy

the official term for a situation where a man is unknowingly raising another man's child

Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son’s Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

“My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, ‘Go Matthew! Knock it out of the park!’ And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him … and they were identical.”

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. “I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ‘ … 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.’ I started crying. My head started spinning.”

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son’s dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. “She said, ‘You forged this,’ ” Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.

by spreading knowledge January 5, 2013

Peter McWilliams

Peter McWilliams was a best-selling author, with cool titles such as "Do It! Let's Get Off our Buts." In later years he was a medical marijuana activist. Some feel the government killed him when he was disallowed marijuana to treat his AIDS and Cancer. He died at the early age of 50.

"Keep your goals away from the trolls." - Peter McWilliams

by PetersAngel April 7, 2013

Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.

"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013

peter my pan

To emotionally and spiritually please another individual

You peter my pan

by Emily S February 14, 2015

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016