Felt Coin Purse

A slang term for a male's reproductive system that's hairy.

That chick I took home last night really liked to mouth my Felt Coin Purse so much I let her stay till the morning...

by AllMyNamesWereTaken October 27, 2009

chedder purse

chedder purse was born in an obscure way.. one day in work i was playing with a mr.T pocket keyring voice thing and when i pressed 2 of the buttons fast it said "chedder purse" while one of the guys pepper was talking about dick cheese... and hence chedder purse referred to forskin..

jaysus.. theres some smeg in me chedder purse, i need to wash.

by Kastro December 24, 2007

man purse

When a women uses a man and his pockets as a purse instead of her own purse.

Jean: Hey Tiff. Where is your purse?

Tiff: Oh, I didn't want to carry it around so I'm using Mark as my man purse.

by Eagle of Justice July 30, 2013

Purse Banana

The banana that a lady inserts into her handbag with all of the good intentions of making that her healthy lunch ...that becomes garbage at day's end..because she ate a double cheeseburger instead.

I stumbled accross my purse banana while looking for my wallet to pay for my hamburger lunch.

by LakelandLurlene March 25, 2011

chocolate purse

After sex when you take a steamy dump in the woman's vagina.

"Man, I was with this really freaky chick last night and she let me give her a chocolate purse.

by fartbucket May 18, 2008

prison coin purse

A term applied to a woman's vagina, when she is smuggling contraban in both her rectum and vagina, also called a matching coin purse.

That bitch is holding dope in her prison wallet and papers in her prison coin purse.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

Grecian Coin Purse

The anus. The rectal sphincter.

He absolutely destroyed my Grecian coin purse last night. The loose change is falling out today.

I was amazed at the elasticity and clenching capacity of that old whore’s Grecian coin purse.

My Grecian coin purse is extremely tender after that explosive diarrhea.

by Dick Onchin July 21, 2022