Puppy crush

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable

Man, that guy is one horny puppy.

by final5150 February 22, 2010

Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.

Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.

by Markys112 November 9, 2009

Divorce Puppy

A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore

“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”

“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”

by Kayla1767 October 8, 2020

Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.

The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.

by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022

Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022