god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

Punt oval

British for American football

Its not even a ball it should be call punt oval

by Scotto1983 June 19, 2018

punt

To kick a girl in her vagina.

Jeri's just mad 'cause her boyfriend just punted her ass out on the street!

by bumbler_on_the_run September 18, 2014

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertforshire, UK.

Person A: Oi punts get back to letch croff4spoff

Person B: At least I am no Shitchiner

by I wish I was a Punts September 8, 2025