Pube-Tron

A famous Criminal mastermind of the Greater Los Angeles area during the beginning years of prohibition caused gang violence in the early 1920's. His personal victims were often found lifeless on intersection crosswalks where Pube-Tron had feigned the role of a friendly helper of elderly road crossers. Autopsies almost always revealed asphyxiation by pubic hairs as the cause of death. No images of him exist. He is known only by his notorious pubic hair top hat.

crosser 1:I say Wallace! That Pube-Tron certainly is a spectacle Ho ho ho!
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.

by Pubez March 6, 2008

Pube Knuckles

When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.

I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.

by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.

This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.

by Pube Baster September 4, 2009

pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat June 30, 2011

Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.

Has Joe started pubertizing yet?

by CEEGER August 24, 2006

Pube Dandruff

Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.

You need some Shaft & Sack to keep that pube dandruff from getting on your black panties.

by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004

pubert

Evil Brother of Famous Business Cartoon Character, 'Dilbert'.

Smells like Unwashed Crotch

"Pubert, your fired!"

by PimpWyld November 5, 2003