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Profiction

doesn't care about other people's fiction preferences or ships, and believes that fiction doesn't effect reality.
"are you a profiction?"
"yeah I am, I don't care what's your ship tho"
by yhdik June 23, 2022
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professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
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Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga
"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!
by profanitist March 12, 2009
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ProFap

ProFap, in simpleton terms, is advocacy for masturbation. However, there is more to it. ProFap is the solution to living a great life, preventing oneself from tinkering with lust, STD’s, or any unwanted pregnancies. If you are ever second guessing yourself before having sex with a woman, excuse oneself for a moment and bust one out. By doing so, you flush out any hormonal delusion that could have lead you to any of the unwanted consequences listed above. (Our good ol’ post nut clarity!) Be ProFap, be wise!
“Bro, enough of this semen retention man! its not good for you! be ProFap! it prevents prostate cancer, increases sperm quality, AND post nut clarity will prevent you from knocking any bitches up!”
by oneandonlygod!! November 30, 2022
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bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.
UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.
by paul andrews September 13, 2006
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Facebook Profiling

Facebook Profiling refers to the use of an individual’s facebook page to stereotype or as a factor or judgment of their personailty type, this inculdes the number of friends, number of pictures of themselves, groups they belong too and status updates.
John: "Look at Jessica's facebook page she has over 3,000 pictures of herself she must be such an attention seeker"

Linda: "Dude, that's Facebook Profiling, you don't even know her, she is really a nice girl"
by mbocse September 17, 2010
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Multiple Profile Disorder

Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.

They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.

The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."
by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010
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