Producrastination 

When you are procrastinating but you're being productive doing other things apart from the thing you are meant to be doing.

"I wasn't productive, but i was productive doing non-important things"

"oh wow you're so good at producrastination"

Producrastination by Meeep ^^ April 20, 2020

Profuctive 

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

Profuctive by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020

Preductable 

The past tense of productive.

Sally: "Wow, I haven't been preductable at all today."

Preductable by Talf November 26, 2020

Re-produced 

When a produce item has grown something odd on it (i.e. spores, mold, bacteria, etc)

I picked up my orange to find out that it had white fungus. My produce item re-produced. I just got it yesterday! Darn!

Re-produced by my_cat_hates_me February 20, 2013

Fresh Produce

Someone who pretends they live in poverty but owns high end amenities aka Seedless strawberries and organic Mangoes.

Girl:"I have no money" *Files French Manicured nails with Disney World Season Pass*

Boy: "Fresh produce bitch"

Fresh Produce by BigBootyBitches45 June 22, 2016

Diamond Producer

A Person or Group operating within the Outlaw Motorcycle Gang Culture. Who are tasked with
Identifying and Eliminating those who are a Threat to the Status Quo.
The Diamond Patch Normally Signifies a Fallen Member.
Hence, The Term " Diamond Producers ".
Source's all agree that " Diamond Producers of America " Aka DPA is

Functioning in at least 52 Nations.

That Diamond Producer is Taking a Break during Covid-19 because of the quarantine.

Diamond Producer by Faucetman November 22, 2020

Backseat Producer 

Your "helpful" friend who just finished his hour-long FL Studio course and isn't afraid to offer free amateur production advice!

"Have you considered adding OTT to the master? It would really improve the mix."
"Hey, quit being such a backseat producer!"

Backseat Producer by JazzyJasperZ February 18, 2022