QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

Yam pounder

A White man with a beard who thinks he's from Jamaica

Yo headward you tis a massive yam pounder wagwan bomberclart

by kieran Pulford August 26, 2016

quarter pounder

The most #1 hamburger in BK.

Yo,how about this, the quarter pounder in

Burger King, if you hungry.

by ZPY March 20, 2020

Quarter pounder

a very fat person

theres a local quarter pounder

by hughjaince March 19, 2023

pussy pounder

a dude who fucks lots of girls

"you seen jerome,he is a known pussy pounder"

by THIST June 2, 2024

fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.

Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!

by jaaycaat November 29, 2023

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024