script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

suicide poker game

Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.

I won playing the Suicide Poker Game.

by Knightyad July 8, 2021

Dad's At Poker

key words for lets throw a fatass fuckin party or get hella wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get fuckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning

Player: Hey man whats goin down tonite?
Boss: Idk man i heard Dad's at Poker...
Player: Word? then lets mob over there and get that shit crackin like pistachio.

by DillinghamNigga August 14, 2009

Poor Man's Poker

It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.

1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....

by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020

Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.

The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"

by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023

Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.

Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Podestrian

Person who owns an iPod, the best digital music player there is. Other players flat out suck and are over priced. Also the only player that can play mp4.

128 megabytes of memory for $70?! Fuck that, I'm getting a 20 gigabyte iPod for $260 because it has 160 times the memory for only 4 times the $$$.

by smarterthanyou January 23, 2005