Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.
Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.
by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011
Get the Plastic Titsmug. vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 7, 2020
Get the Plastic Strawmug. 
Get the Plastic Cratemug. by Anvi.mr October 22, 2019
Get the Boob plasticmug. by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
Get the plastic walletmug. Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.
D.P.
D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
Get the plastic newsmug.