University Of Pennsylvania

University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )

I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

Pennsylvania Breakfast

Shotgunning a Keystone beer, especially in the morning. But much like traditional breakfast foods, it can be enjoyed any time of day. Bonus points if you have a Pennsylvania Breakfast in Pennsylvania, which is the Keystone state.

“Throw me a Keystone, I’m gonna have a quick Pennsylvania Breakfast before we hit up that party

by Oneofthebois January 28, 2022

Pennsylvania

A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.

Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.

by Lucky Lori February 5, 2022

Pennsylvania Sunrise

The act of jizzing on someone’s window in such a way that they will see it when they wake up in the morning

I’m gonna give that bitch a Pennsylvania Sunrise

by Plarphon September 15, 2021

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021