duck puppy

A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania.

See Platypus

Person 1: "That duck puppy is just sitting there."
Person 2: "Yeah, they don't do much."

by DuckPuppyLover69 November 25, 2016

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

Musty Puppy

A sweaty full female bush.

Put your musty puppy all over my face!

by djmustypuppy August 28, 2012

Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks

Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"

by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020

horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable

Man, that guy is one horny puppy.

by final5150 February 22, 2010

Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.

Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.

by Markys112 November 9, 2009