Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019
Get the curb insurancemug. by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023
Get the Curb Turkeymug. Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 29, 2025
Get the Curb Hermitsmug. by emoafrican May 7, 2024
Get the Closer Look Curbmug. The act of installing quick build physical barriers between traffic and cyclists. Something made out of those concrete barriers found in parking spots and pylons.
by fmoon1998 March 29, 2023
Get the Curb-plunkmug. by StingerSplash April 3, 2020
Get the Curb stompmug. by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020
Get the da curbmug.