by SYNTHYT February 25, 2021
Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023
by Moose calf69 June 28, 2020
a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 17, 2011
Toby Staver Is Going To Fucking Bleed muh peenus is going up there right fuckin now he is going to have the mother of all bleeding bum s
by Get Inside Of My Bum June 12, 2023
That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
person1: Hey person2 look at this video!
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
person2: what the fuck is this
person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!
person2: my eyes are bleeding
by aggressivefart May 05, 2022