Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998

Lord Voldemort has returned. It is I Lord Voldemort, have you come to die.

by AwesomeGamer1963 April 2, 2019

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 14, 2016

LORD TACHANKA

THIS MAN IS A BIG RUSSIAN MAN THAT CARRIES BIG LMG AND WILL CUT YOU IN HALF LIKE INCREDIBLE HULK BUT WITH GUNS

LORD TACHANKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ME52637 March 15, 2021

Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.

Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"

by Silz Kirby September 1, 2011

Lord of the Mysteries

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

hentai lord

Someone who has over 1.5tb of hentai in a homework folder and is very addicted to hentai.

Bro did you hear that johnny has over 2TB of hentai? He's a hentai lord!

by skrrts August 23, 2020

Lord Dinga

Theeee most absolute bad ass thing you can think of. Lord Dinga loves his Dingus pickles and will do everything in his power to deep throat those pickles. You will know when you meet lord Dinga because he’s amazing and very horny. When you meet Lord Dinga he will make you his little bitch and you will bow to him whenever he says.

I just saw the most absolute bad ass, horny and amazing thing ever! He deep throated the fuck out of some pickles and make me never forget him.

I love Lord Dinga

by Lord Dingas bitch September 30, 2021