cat

murdering bastards that will kill your whole family without mercy, using a flaming fireball of death and screaming kamehaheha! THEY CAN EVEN SEE JOHN CENA!!!!!! NO ONE IS SAFE!

help, CAT IS HERE!

by sigma chad rizzler August 21, 2022

cat

Cats can be trained to poop in a box Dogs: Can be trained to smell cancer in humans Cats cannot be used in self-defence Dogs: Can bite the enemy and make him retreat Cats: Scared lilttle coward douchebags/douchebaguettes. Dogs Brave,honored life savers. Cats No life saved Dogs 50% lifes saved.

Remember: Cats suck,Dogs Rule

by ´´´= September 13, 2017

Cat

A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.

Sam: Did you pet the cat?
Lisa: No, it's ignoring me as usual.

by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017

cat

annoying feline creatures

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump

by the person who exists February 17, 2022

Cat

an animal that has a tail and is scared of pickles, snakes, and bananas.

if you put a banana next to a cat while it's eating its food it will jump in the air.

by MeowDax October 27, 2020

cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

cat

also known as sex kitten;
the hottest chick you willl evvvver see or meet.
she turns gay guys straight. a lot of ugly ass bitches are jealous because they want to look like her.
she is every guys helen.

guy: dayummm that is one fine ass cat! shittt.
girl: omg i wish i looked like her, but i'm an ugly bitch!

by iwillpwnUn00b February 21, 2009