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triple beam

by lionsofearth December 26, 2019
mugGet the triple beammug.

Beaming on me

When someone tries to steal your thunder or won't get off your back.
Man, why you beaming on me.
Leave her alone. You're always beaming on her.
by YoualreadyknowT21 October 9, 2018
mugGet the Beaming on memug.

Pain Beam

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.
by daswassup August 26, 2010
mugGet the Pain Beammug.

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
mugGet the eye-beammug.

Beaming

Asking for solicited photos
Hey can I have your beaming photos
by WBAP July 20, 2022
mugGet the Beamingmug.

monkey squad beam

get beamed my monkey squad monkey squad on top get beamed by monkey squad faggot static is a big voovy sbwag
get monkey squad beam because you're retarded!!!!
by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
mugGet the monkey squad beammug.

penis beam

An erection that manifests suddenly or quickly.
She made my penis beam..
No, I'm not a pervert it's just that you really make my penis beam..
by DDDalso August 23, 2017
mugGet the penis beammug.

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