Tina Tuesday

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.

Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

lesbian tuesday

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!

hey emma, did you get the newports for lesbian tuesday?

by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021

Ruby Tuesday

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.

"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"

by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week

It’s tequila Tuesday Baby!

by Thatitbook March 1, 2022