Oklahoma Sandwich

To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks

My boyfriend made me an Oklahoma Sandwich

by BeginnerScum June 1, 2021

Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022

Oklahoma Panhandle

Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse

Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.

by CornFed's Dictionary June 13, 2025

The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018

Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits

I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!

by bentleyb-okc April 13, 2015