Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.

Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.

by quepaso September 12, 2018

Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.

They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.

by PastaPro September 27, 2018

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual taking a hit from it.

Wanna Oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul.

by iEnVy_flix May 21, 2018

Oklahoma steamer

The act of sticking a Juul up your ass, and another individual hitting it.

You wanna oklahoma steamer? I just bought this juul

by iEnVy_flix May 22, 2018

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Lawton Oklahoma

Lawton Oklahoma is the 3rd largest city in the state of Oklahoma . Known well for varieties of restaurants and the military base . The Lawton public school system haves over 300 schools in the district and haves approximately 7,000 students in total . Local teens are known to Go to the Lawton central mall on Saturdays . And popular stores are Tj maxx, target , and Walmart . And multiple other trending places . Lawton is A very diverse city . With huge mountains to look ahead of. The other false Statements on here are very upsetting considering the fact that Those people don’t live here .

Shady 580 stands for Lawton Oklahoma

by Oklahoma article November 20, 2019