nplz

"n" is short for "nigga", so it's "Nigga, please!"

<Racist> nplz
<Non-racist> zomg, stop being so racist.

by deegeetal September 22, 2005

NPVM

No Problem Very Much

noob: buying law runes
lvl 126: selling law runes
noob: tyvm
lvl 126: npvm

by lvl 126 July 21, 2006

NPD

NPD is a large polling company that that helps other companies report information about public. occationally they mess up really bad

According to NPD, the most popular music downloading services are: 1) WinMX 2) iTunes 3) LimeWire 4) KaZaA 5) BearShare

by inoesomestuff June 20, 2005

npp

Craigslist acronym for NO PENIS PHOTOS used by people (mostly women looking for men) that don't want to have to spell it out for all the guys that like to email around pictures of their penis.

Beautiful, smart and athletic seeks handsome-you for friendship and maybe more.

NPP duh!

by unbelievablyBeautiful January 28, 2008

p n' p

Pen & paper, slang for tabletop roleplaying. The term originates from the use of pen and paper while roleplaying.

Carl: Dude, you want to p n' p tomorrow?
Ivan: Yeah, Dungeons & Dragons?
Carl: Yeah, I am going to be a hot elf.
Ivan: That's cool, I'm gonna be a dragon.
Carl: Neat!

by UGC March 25, 2007

NPM

Nudes Per Minute.

Kelly is so slutty, she probably takes 12 npm.

by SgtPeppers September 15, 2016

npf

Text/internetspeak abbreviation for: "no problem, friend."

Jon: thanks for your help :)
Jane: npf; lemme know if you need anything else

by stellarfuzz August 5, 2014