Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 5, 2019

The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.

Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.

by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017

Scottish Landing

The act of taking a dump in a public or inconvenient place, particularly the middle of a street, as if claiming the land in the name of chaos and digestive urgency

“Bro, I had Taco Bell and no time. I had to make a Scottish Landing behind a parked Prius.”

by Tarantula23 July 28, 2025

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023