Nolan

He is probably one of the sweetest guy you will ever meet I swear, if he isn't he's not a Nolan. He's sweet, funny and goofy, definitely goofy around you if he likes you. He may or may not live in Ohio, has dirty blonde/brownish hair blue/grey eyes. He's really fucking hot idk why he chose me over those other girls but I'm happy he did. He tries his best to make you feel better if anything's wrong. If you ever get the chance to meet him, don't mess it up because he is definitely worth all the time in the world I swear.

Me : Oh that's Nolan right?

Some rando chick : yeah he's so cute

Me : Not cute I think you mean hot, very hot

by basic_brunette November 24, 2022

Nolan Belisle

He's Nolan. If Nolan is in the room he will be simply just Nolan. Nolan is Nolan. He makes you feel like a Nolan when you are feeling like Nolan. Nolan doesn't like it when you act like a Nolan. Nolan has a pet Nolan and he walks him every day. Nolan has the desire to takeover the worldwide Nolan. Nolan is the most successful Nolan in the whole wide Nolan. It's Nolan. Your life is Nolan.

Nothing is real, we are living in a fake computer reality created by Nolan Belisle and everything is Nolan.

Nolan #1: "How are you?"
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #3: "Me too. I feel like Nolan too. Makes sense."
Nolan #2: "Nolan."
Nolan #1: "Alright!"

by AlexHatesSalad January 15, 2025

Nolan

a fucking retard

Guy 1: it's just a word why can't I say it?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you fucking Nolan

by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019

nolan ! !

one of the best people ever, i love you sm and i wish you the best, you are enough and you are literally stunning even though i don’t think i know what you look like <3

@nolan ! ! you are stunning

by ahahsudbdudh May 28, 2021

Nolan

The perfect man. Nolan is the entire package! He’s athletic, funny, smart and caring. He is always looking to make people laugh and always puts others before him. Usually has dirty blonde hair and deep brown eyes, so incredibly handsome. He’s got an amazing smile and a great body. Nolan is the type of guy to do anything for the ones he loves. He has the biggest heart and cares so much for everyone else around him. If you are lucky enough to have a Nolan in your life, hold on to him. He is the bestest friend you could ever have.

Nolan is literally the best guy in the world!

by Suhdude1490 January 30, 2020

Nolan

A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.

Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn

by Notracistbro January 31, 2024

Nolan

hes a cunt he wants roblox cheaks and he likes raping 5 year olds he says nobody is thicc but i am and i will not proof it but i am

person1:Nolan youre such a Nolan
person2: omg im such a loser if im a nolan not swag

fuck you mean

Nolan a guy that says ight g and loves rap music what a loser am i right ladies

by youfuckingnerdhahavindiesel May 11, 2020