Nest hair

One having so much hair on their chest/neck that it looks like a nest.

Man Brian needs to do somthing about his nest hair because I think i saw a bird in it!

by Bigworm1591 October 25, 2006

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Birds in my nest

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.

Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know

by GuyGaiden23X December 15, 2017

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California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

by 84579876874 June 27, 2011

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crawled out of the nest

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.

The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.

by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010

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