Mung

The fluid in which babies are covered in upon birth, often used to stamp the birth certificate with the mung feet.

Johnny’s mom had a good diet while she was pregnart, johnny had plenty of mung on his little toes for the doctors to stamp his birth certificate with

by Boybachchoy October 26, 2019

mung

The substance that comes out of the nose when you hang a pregnant gorilla upside down and beat on its stomach.

This vegan pumpkin pie tastes like it was made with mung.

by Rixwordz November 15, 2021

Munge

The word munge is an extremely clever word only used by high class individuals. Munge is simply an synonym for tasty, fresh or delicious. The word has inspired the author Shayne Topp to write many wonderful adventures like: "The Return of the Munge", "The Munge Strikes Back", "Temple of the Crystal Munge", "Top Munge", and "Paul Blart Munge Cop" whick as well should only be read by people with money and a iq over 500.

"Dad can i have something to eat?"
"NOT BEFORE DADDY GETS HIS MUNGE!"

by Mungeman69 June 7, 2018

Mung

A derogatory way of referring to melanin-rich individuals of the African descent

yo, this guy is such a fucking mung brev!

This guy is such a dirty smelly mung

by fantalite_brevvvv June 17, 2024

Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner

"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!

by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 25, 2024