on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 01, 2016
Boy 1 : I ordered the classic white mug with the shittings definition on it without even looking at the preview and the definition stopped half way through the example!!
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
Boy 2 : Hahahahaa, you got mug fucked.
by ZCMC July 12, 2009
by getatmelikeamug August 29, 2009
by Purple ape October 23, 2015
A mug punter is someone who thinks he's good at betting on sport but is, in fact, hopeless. He can be found on betting site forums and can easily be spotted by the pathetic attention-seeking nature of his posts where he proclaims he's the greatest tipster / master of betting etc, and follow-up posts to point out the occasional winner he selects. Most of these winners are blindingly obvious and at short priced odds.
His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.
He is the opposite of the shrewdie.
It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.
His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.
He is the opposite of the shrewdie.
It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.
by a shrewdie March 20, 2007
when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly
by Jean Painter September 21, 2006
The act of "palming" or putting a spread hand over someone's face and pushing the face hard to move the person out of the way or to shove them to the floor.
Damn, they wouldn't let Kevin into the comedy club, so he punk-mugged the door man and walked right past him!
by D.Mc December 20, 2007