To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Cop a Mouse mug.by Clorox Disenfectant Wipes April 19, 2021
Get the Mouse Flicker mug.Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 8, 2011
Get the Mouse Jockey mug.The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.
by b1wt153 September 28, 2011
Get the Mouse clit mug.by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
Get the mortimer mouse mug.by Draco_sp November 28, 2022
Get the trash mouse mug.by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021
Get the evil mouse mug.