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Moses Beacon

Moses Beacon is the most caring person u will ever meet if you’ll pardon the pun helping many passengers through the airport and whenever there is a problem he is quickly on the case using his effective running techniques if you’ll pardon the pun and known for speaking many languages like Chinese which he is fluent inif you’ll pardon the pun. His caring nature is shown by the lord of people he helps such as 92 hetty wolf helping her go through the airport for her first ever flight and his caring nature is also shown when hetty goes to her plane and Moses threatens to kick her in the face if you’ll pardon the pun. He also runs a charity called wishwings if you’ll pardon the pun which has helped a record 3 people achieve the flight of their lives. He is also known for helping his famous passengers with their secrecy going through the airport such as Anna freel when he shouts make way for miss Anna freel plz she’s lost her wig if you’ll pardon the pun. His keeps his scared passengers happy with his safe facts about flight safety when he says that 122 planes went down last year for his scared passengers. He helps his charity so much he was rushed to hospital for blowing to hard on a ballon and thinks he does “too much” if you’ll pardon the pun
Person 1:That guy is faster than usain bolt because of his running technique

Person 2: yea it’s Moses Beacon
by AandBarefitaf November 9, 2019
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MOSES

*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
That is a Moses you shouldn't let pass you by..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
by Your High and Royal Majesty February 5, 2020
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The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019
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Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.
Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄
by Phata August 23, 2021
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Moses

A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.
Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"
by tommct December 9, 2008
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moses

1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
by DURFC March 22, 2005
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Pimp Moses

A playa that goes to Mainland High School, Daytona Beach, Fl
Whats up Jon, or should I say Pimp Moses
by um...Me June 7, 2004
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