Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.
by Babyygurr January 29, 2022
Get the Mitchmug. It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
Get the Mitchmug. A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.
by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024
Get the Mitchmug. Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.
I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.
by T-Exchange May 17, 2025
Get the Mitchmug. by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021
Get the Mitchmug. When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug.