When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
Threat level: 9.8/10
Weaknesses: None
by Rootwalla March 27, 2022
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I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton
I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world
I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)
jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality
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Get the Michael mug.A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
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Get the Michael mug.A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
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