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Michael

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."
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michael gets laid a lot
"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"
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Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.
That Michael was huge
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Michael is a secret path of which no one just simply walks down or screeches out hes name in vain its meant for real moments of frustration when nothing else can express the sadness that lingers we are
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It can be used in any way, excitement, pain even a greeting, the Michael is not tied down to one meaning
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Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
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michael likes water
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