Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.

This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.

by bigheadgang January 22, 2019

Michael

Has a big ass dick:)

Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)

by Idk what to say:/ May 17, 2021

Michael

Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.

Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.

by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019

Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

A small, goodlooking guy. He's usually funny, but can go serious on certain topics. Really loves cheeseburgers, And was a camel in the before life. He brings a smile to everyones face, even if their unhappy. He has a good body, and is fashionable. Hes really sweet and a cutie. Sometimes, hes kind of vain though. :)

Aww, Michael's trying to climb that fence! Hes so little.

But hes hot aswell... Like phwoah.

by Jillian.22 February 5, 2012

Michael

The most amazing person in the world. Michael is extremely nice, always putting others before himself. He is very lovable and whatever he does is to benefit his other half. When you are in love with a Michael it is forever and strong. There could never be anyone else. And you cannot forget that Michael is very attractive. Michael also has a very high intelligence with a genius IQ. You can never love anyone else once you loved a Michael because he is perfection.

Gabrielle: I'm going to make Michael mine, I'm going to make him fall in love with me.

by UndeservingGirlLovingYou September 27, 2011

Michael

People with this name are very likely to be made entirely of AWESOME. The Angel Michael was God's Hitman. Most Michaels can lick their eyeballs. Michaels are equal parts Bloom and Decay. Michael is another word for fly, dope and Libahunt. Michaels are Pimp. FTW.

I'm too Michael for this.

by sinister eel February 3, 2010