This guy from The Witcher.
by Luhl95 May 22, 2017
Get the metrosexual fruitcake Garymug. I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom
by JulianL July 13, 2017
Get the Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcakemug. John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
Get the Metrosexualmug. The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025
Get the metrosexualmug. by Nt789 August 22, 2021
Get the Metrosexualmug. To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
by P_MaC May 17, 2014
Get the Metrosexualizemug.