matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

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A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys

OMG he's such a Matthew

by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017

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He’s cocky, creepy and is most likely to and frick your cousin despite their age or gender, he’s just a big dick

“Hey look Matthews chasing his dreams again trying to date your cousin!

by HK x Prime November 24, 2018

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Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018

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A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.

Damn Matthew is sad again

by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018

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If you ever meet a Matthew don’t let him go if you do you will never be able to get over him. He is very smart, cute, tall, and outgoing. He will protect from everything even if he’s just being overprotective he just doesn’t want to lose you. He will know when your feeling down and will make you feel better at all cost. He is a very funny person and is not afraid to be his self just don’t get jealous when he is hanging around other girls or his friends then he will break things off. Just let him have fun like he lets you have fun with your friends. But other than that he is a very kind and sweet person. Try not to lose him he is good person too have in your life.

I know you will never read this Matthew but I will always have a part of you in my heart. Every time I close my eyes I see all the memories of things we did when were together. I miss you..... :(

by Still a rat March 8, 2020

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