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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022
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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.
Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"
by MillieLycan April 5, 2018
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Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024
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my life

A conundrum of bad decisions, awful days, constant agony and suppressive reminders of the fucking horrific fact I’ll never be a dinosaur.
by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023
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