by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019

Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition
by csorx214 September 19, 2018

Is a nut.
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.
An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.
Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.
And..
she’s amazing
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.
An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.
Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.
And..
she’s amazing
by NoodleKingNoodleKingYum November 23, 2021

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”
by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

My ding-a-ling is big ;)
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
