Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

by ilikeslopes March 19, 2023

Woman : You've had a hand job or two, right?
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
Man : Yes I have.
Woman : Do you want another?
Man : No Thanks. But I'll take a Cork Lift.
Woman : Do they really feel good?
Man : YES! It makes me so horny.
by Tom-Tom Barkley June 21, 2009

anxiety and nervousness about an impending lift (workout). Heightened when the lift duration and intensity are unknown.
by Lieutenant Frank Drebin April 18, 2018

by Removed Sandwich Crust June 1, 2021

by Tobar the 8th man April 4, 2021

"SECURITY, SHE IS SHOP-LIFTING"
by badussy queen 101 March 4, 2023
