apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

knackery land

an undesireable crib occupied by a friend.

Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for cock roaches 'cause we're going to visit Bob in knackery land.

by JBow August 10, 2004

knicker picker

a person who pickes wedgies in public.

person 1: Have you seen the new kid?
person 2: Yeah, he's allways got his hands in his pants!
person 1: He's such a knicker picker!

by singletilldeath.com August 22, 2009

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

shizzle knocker

To pound (or to have sex) with someone in the anus area..

Yo dogg Kyle is a shizzle knocker, in fact that's the only way he likes his play.

by Squickdogg August 3, 2007

toot-knocker

A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)

Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!

by 26.2 mile mom April 25, 2009

Cock knocker

A dude who don't much like females. But preffers knocking his cock or balls against another dudes asshole. When he's shafting him

"sunny's a right fucking cock knocker. I don't think he'd know what to do, even if pussy was offered to him on a plate"

by Rajobajo April 12, 2016