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Keyboard Perv

Bob wont come out to play because he's always on his computer, what a keyboard perv!
by 1unity23 May 3, 2010
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Keyboard Touretts

When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"

Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
by Dj Larry Hoover September 5, 2014
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keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013
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Keyboard Christian

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
by Losavic March 21, 2016
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Keyboard Trash

When one feels such high levels of excitement that they figuratively vomit words in capital and lowercase letters in random orders resembaling the word they mean to say
Person 1-Hey did you hear that new Drake song?
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down
by Blaxtar August 2, 2016
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Keyboard-Jihad

Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian November 5, 2017
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Mechanical Keyboard

A way of saying you understand nothing about keyboards
Hey bitch i just got a mechanical keyboard. Here let me show you. CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! CLIK! DUDE that shit is sooooo anoying. IK its a mechanical keyboard!!!!
by OKVBOKODS December 28, 2021
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