Keith

They are usually sarcastic yet also uncomfortable around most people in their life. Normally they will have either brown eyes or brown hair. They are polite to only certain people that they care about. Trusting no one, Keiths are normally paranoid and deep in their own thoughts. They are very likely to be successful, but they are dangerous to be around.

Keiths are usually the scariest people you could meet. (only in my opinion)

by Kim Jean June 11, 2018

Keith

Possibly the ugliest male name in the entirety of the English Language. A name that nearly destroys the chances of getting laid for anyone who bears it.

From family guy:
Security system: "What is the ugliest male name?"
Peter: "hmmmmm..........keith"
Security system: ".....correct"

by bluhluhluhschning August 12, 2011

keithran

The most sexiest man out there. Also know as a "wild keithro" he is a great socialist and a party animal. Also very athletic and kind. People look to him as a building block to there tower. Everyone loves him and should want to be his friend.

My nigga keithran over here live as fuck!

by Ganggangyn25$3 April 24, 2017

Keithology

Giving an answer to a question that is short, direct, truthful yet very general and broad that it truly does not answer the question you are asking.

My uncle was coming to visit so i called him to see where he was so i would know how long till he arrived; “Hi uncle Keith, where are you?” (Keithology reply) “I’m in the car.” “Where is your car?” “On the road.”

by macdog5 November 25, 2017

keithan gilmore

The most sexiest man alive also he has the biggest dick u ever seen he’s kind caring loving romantic funny and many more things if u meet a keithan Gilmore don’t leave him

Keithan Gilmore is sexy.

by Idhdhddjdj October 16, 2018

keith the coon

stupid bitch nigger who has scabies and eats granny poonani for supper, keith the coon is a super villain in the secret show of grannys verses predetor if you come across keith the coom piss in his urethra its his weakness

dude i heard sara pissed in keith the coons eyes lasy night ...

by sara rose meme lord March 7, 2019

Keith jones

An old smack head who lives on benifits and is adopted

Jon “look at that Tory tramp”
Ian “oh yes he is a keith jones”

by Cletus hairberry August 18, 2020