Keith

An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box
Person 1: Should we go get chief
Person 2: no let’s go get Keith
by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019
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Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020
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daddy6hoe is a big sexy beast.
keith is daddy6hoe everyone loves him he got all the girls.
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“God i have a crush on keith
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”
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keith is boring
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We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.
Is Keith in this room? I can’t tell because it’s so dark!
by Someone not named Keith November 24, 2021
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Oh my god, I hooked up with a Keith last night
by Skelper69 November 22, 2021
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