The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
Keith go touch some grass
by Isolation19 March 29, 2022
Get the Keithmug. 
A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
Get the Keith Lagassemug. by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022
Get the Keithmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the Andre Keith Braugher Are Kira Stephanie Cummingsmug. We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.
by Someone not named Keith November 23, 2021
Get the Keithmug. 