keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.

Keith Tressler is gay.

by Johnpaul77 May 31, 2018

jacob keith chapman

super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles

Damn that guy jacob keith chapman is very nice

by yeatheboys June 6, 2017

keith ape

The South Korean rapper who released a hit single titled 'It G Ma'. That was in 2015, and who knows what he's doing nowadays.

Keith Ape is sponsored buy Bape.

by sikefag March 3, 2018

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Wutke

a 6'-4" 340 lb. giant

by some girl October 20, 2003

Keith Morrised

To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.

Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.

Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!

by aberblaber November 23, 2011