Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025
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Get the Keithmug. When a restaurant becomes extremely successful after Keith Lee himself tries the food and rates it 1-10 on TikTok.
by anonymous March 19, 2023
Get the Keith Lee Effectmug. To be Keithed. To Keith somebody requires the one speaking to be named Keith. If you are being spoken to by somebody named Keith, then you are being Keithed.
by Lung GD April 17, 2025
Get the Keithmug. A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.
Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing
by •°•°XoxO•°•° February 26, 2023
Get the Keithmug. Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.
Keith is the love of my life.
by Michaela Ainslie November 23, 2021
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