Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.

Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU

by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022

Keithed

When all of your friends go drinking while you are working, and they send selfies.

I've been Keithed!

by 233343444 November 15, 2021

keith

little keith absolutely slays

little keith fell of a horse yet she slays

by wowzer111 June 14, 2022

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020