Spicey Juan

Dipping your finger into a jar of hot salsa and then sticking said finger in your lovers asshole. Resulting in a Spicey Juan!

Peter asked Joy to give him a Spicey Juan!

by Mgmcbride52 April 1, 2017

juan alfredo

A small kid usually with a big cock and big head also a kid who has all the fine biches in life

Juan alfredo has a large dick

by Bose 34 March 2, 2018

juan door

entices the butthole man
potato dick champ
vietnamese penis rolls

butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa

by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

juan suarez

attracks every girl, he is declared as one of the best people in the bed.
He is blond and very muscly.

Juan suarez has a TORRIFEIL down there
He is good in the bed

by SHINOBI EXE October 20, 2021

Juaning it up

Partying and fucking like a Juan.

I had a great time juaning it up last night.

by Bigdickjuan3495 March 24, 2023

juan simon

He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.

Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon

by Si mi December 8, 2018