juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 30, 2021

Juan's Noose

Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus

Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria

For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose

The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!

by electric zulu February 23, 2019

Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.

damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"

by impostsus May 27, 2021

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

juan flip

its when juan the (w)horse jumps back and kills the rider

MAN THAT (w)horse DID A JUAN FLIP

by liggahrar August 19, 2022

juan kurr

Big brain Kahoot Name to get techers 2 swore and say wanker

Teacher:

ok, which one of you is Juan kurr?
which one of you is nick gurr?
Which one of you is moe liecester?
Which one of you is dixie nourmous?
Who’s joe?
What’s ligma?

by Juan Kurr October 17, 2019

Juaning it up

Partying and fucking like a Juan.

I had a great time juaning it up last night.

by Bigdickjuan3495 March 25, 2023