Jonathan Cheban

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban
by nst_nicole April 01, 2017
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Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.
Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol
by yankysama July 10, 2020
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Jonathan Coulton

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.
Jonathan Coulton is the shit
by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009
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Jonathan Groff

American Stage Actor best known for his steamy role as the rebellious Melchoir Gabor. In a msical adaptaion on Spring Awakening.
Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world
by AnnaMarie Riberio November 15, 2007
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Jonathan

A hoe bag, trash at all sports, just a terriable person with no drip.
"Wow he is such a Jonathan".
by Driippy August 29, 2018
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Jonathan

He is a player that does not respect girls and makes up lies.
I heard that Jonathan asked for nudes.”
by Shelsy Diaz December 16, 2018
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jonathan vo

A term commonly used in parts of California for Asians who show symptoms of mental issues. This term was brought up in the 21'st century in southern California. Jonathan Vo's can be bipolar dick heads but are mostly chill people. The term Jonathan is Aleutian for, "bi-polar person from a large continent". The term Vo is canadian for "dik". "Dik" translates to a dick or whitewash. So overall the term Jonathan Vo means, A bi-polar, whitewash from Asia. Jonathan Vo's are normally rejected from society and unwanted. Jonathan Vo's can also be accepted in society and normally play a type a musical instrument consisting of a metal keyboard but this type is very rare.
OML, that person is always in a mood swing. They are Asian and salty too. What a Jonathan Vo.

Why is that Asian cosplaying a white boy. What a Jonathan Vo.
by Chavidith Tenderloin November 12, 2017
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