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Jonathan

A complete favor that no one likes and wants to die. Commonly referred to as fish
Fuck you jonathan
by Sorry102 April 20, 2018
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A little bitch always asking for some dick her mouth
Stop being such a Jonathan
by Asain Sniper November 18, 2017
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Jonathan

A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.
Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good
by MillyWilly December 24, 2017
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A person who many girls find attractive yet once you meet him and talk to him he is very simple and straight-forward. He is very athletic, he especially excels in basketball even though he is considered to be like Russel Westbrook. He does not pass the ball, nor does he have ice in his veins.
"My teammate is a real Jonathan"
by coldhooper24 June 6, 2018
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he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is likes men
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Really gay guy and has a little dick and eats guy ass and a guy that sucks cock for living and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is gay
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Jonathan

the name means gift from God, and he is a very strong gymnast works very hard and makes you laugh until your dead he is a great kisser and loves to cheer people up he does have a short temper but thinks about it after the incident. loves to sing always dances around in a very funny way girls love him and sometimes consider chasing him and all want to kiss him has four really really good friends called Wilma, Pranav, and Noah (Noah is his best friend) they all have many good laughs and love to spend time with them. when he trains gymnastics he trains very seriously and wants to later on in life become a world champion in that sport much of a fitness freak and also love`s to run, one of his very many good hobbies.
girl one: omg do you see Jonathan over there
girl two: yeah wouldn't you just love to kiss him
girl one: of course anyone would
by @jonathan__buxens__ October 1, 2018
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