Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.
me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...
me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 14, 2010
They always say that people are just jealous of them. Actually, I find it quite pathetic that they must slander others to defend a musical group. They have insufficeint vocabulary and intelligence to express an opinion without insulting others.
NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.
NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.
Real Jonas Brothers Fans' Comments:
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)
you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.
Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD
Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life
Me:
Ouch, that burns.
PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?
xXx
Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!
Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)
you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.
Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD
Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life
Me:
Ouch, that burns.
PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?
xXx
Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!
Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.
by uberdork July 12, 2008
Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)
That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?
That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?
That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?
That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?
That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*
Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...
Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.
Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...
Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.
Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009
J Bros. Fan: I am a total Jonas Brothers fan!!! I luv them more than life itself!!!
Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.
Guy who listens to real music: Then you are a moron.
by JuneBug7 April 30, 2011
Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
by badass23 October 24, 2008
Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
by SlimTony June 9, 2009
The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.
9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).
*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.
9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).
*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!
by Im A Jonas Brothers Hater August 22, 2009