John 

The toilet

I have to go to the john

John by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John 

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

John by briley December 24, 2016

John 

john is a cute guy...everybody loves him

johns sooo cute

John by monhoe weedbury January 24, 2017

John 

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

John by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017

John 

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.

John by Duffman II November 21, 2017

John 

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

John by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018

John 

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

John by niggawarrior February 20, 2018