jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 September 14, 2006

Jessica

Jessicas are all bitches. End of story.

"Ew, there's that slag Jessica again!"

by LOL guess? December 3, 2011

jassack

mfrndrmjr.

What the hell you doing over there you jassack!?!

by fletchfflecth April 14, 2014

jassie

A ROBLOX Player. Gets easily offended when a skid name cindy steals her roblox clothing. An owner of a Non-famous group called gay walkers

jassie: YER JASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(somwhere close by)

jo: wtf was that noise?

bob: i dunno sounded like jassie.

jo: holy 5hit! that was freaky.

by keotix January 29, 2018

jessica

jessica is the best mom friend on earth!!!! she actually does her homework, her boyfriend’s hw, AND makes time to teach her friends how to do life (best si/ta on earth idk how but she actually always knows whats going on)!!!! w/ out a jessica your life will fall apart, you will get locked out of your room & so drunk that you hide in a closet for 4 hours !! jessicas r the best! go jessica!!

georgio: what’s up bros
matt: i love jessica
trevor: no i love jessica
kate: back off shes my mom
romi: no shes my roommate

by welovejessica October 17, 2018

Jessica

Very beautiful

Toby♡ miles♡

Loves Radnor splash and maccyD's
Michelle and bumble wasp are my babes

Xoxo

*NOT A FUCKIN CHAV BABES*

I heard jessica only bangs her boyf on Tuesdays and fridays

by nina0donnell November 29, 2019

jessice

is a unique name for both genders. The name means to carry extreme hardship and trials in life, often people with this name loses will to succeed because the ladder to climb up for their path is rough, but for those persistent enough , the success is larger than the hardships. have tendencies to have identity crisis and mental issues but greatly intelligent. dangerous to be in any kind of relationship with for they are the masters of deception. they can show any kind of emotion without actually having or feeling it. very mysterious and secretive.

I was happy to see Jessice!
Jessice is a mysterious person.
have you heard from Jessice?

by agoraphobia June 7, 2021